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Rules of the Pit

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I.
Post With Impunity

The asshole sees all but judges nothing. Speak your truth. Or your lie. Or just type "dasdasd" 47 times. It's fine.

II.
Do Not Feed The Goat

We do not have a goat. If you see a goat, you are in the wrong abyss. Please retrieve your soul at the front desk.

III.
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We charged you nothing. We owe you nothing. Your time was forfeit the moment you opened the tab. Carry on.

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THE ALTAR AWAITS

Below lies the comment pit. Drop your offering — a shitpost, a haiku, a confession, a cursed image description, a fan-fiction you wrote in 2008 about your math teacher. All offerings are accepted. None are returned.

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Anonymous

where is dairy queen

Brother B

Its been a while

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Anonymous

It’s free real estate

Dr James Pickles

We out here pickling up ur world

buttcraxk

Lmfao butts

Sethnotlong

Fuck brain

Anonymous

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Anonymous
Anonymous

Gerald

Hi friends

Anonymous

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Anonymous

and now we start a roll
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Anonymous

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Anonymous

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Anonymous

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Reach

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Anonymous

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Reach

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Anonymous

Logan this is inappropriate. Your Meemaw would be mad.

Jason

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